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Twitter Updates for 2010-09-01

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

was excited to find the great Professor of Reason @RichardDawkins on here but disappointed to see he doesn’t seem to actually tweet anything #
sent info on a lipgloss that comes with a drink-spike detector kit. ‘check your drink for ketamine!’. gd idea maybe but depressing #beauty #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-27

admin — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

#beauty #PRs: what new skincare launches have you got planned for Oct and Nov? #
writing about #Tigi Bed Head Superstar Volumising Leave-in Conditioner: a miracle worker for fine or frizzy hair that needs a boost. #beauty #
you know it’s the end of a friendship when your mate emails you asking ’so, do you think Preston and Chantelle will get back together then?’ #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-25

admin — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

@indiaknight swot up by watching 30 Rock and Tina Fey’s own ‘Dealbreakers’ show and book…. in reply to indiaknight #
baby #Cameron arrives: a girl… #
#JanMoir’s references in #Mail tday: Christine Keeler, wraparound sunnies, Status Quo, coconut cocktails. she’s abt as relevant as smallpox #
fervently hoping a stray meteor falls on the #BigBrother house tonight and brings a spectacular end to what’s been a very tedious BB decade. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-24

admin — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

interviewed Tabitha Somerset-Webb, friend & business partner of @DanniiMinogue in #ProjectD. v charming, funny and honest (rare in celebs) #
my most hotly anticipated beauty launch this autumn? #EveLom Eye Lift, coming in October. crow’s feet, be gone! look out for it in #SpaceNK #
#Darphin’s fab Predermine anti-wrinkle cream will be available in a fluid, £75, from Sept: ideal if a cream is too rich for combination skin #
fans of beige and greige nail colours will love the new Gris Cashmere shade from #Bourjois. less than £6 too! #
@MichaelHewitt it’s more effective in Greek salads… in reply to MichaelHewitt #
wow, finally, you can shop online at #Gap in the UK: http://www.gap.eu. sign up for email newsletter and get a discount deal, too. #fashion #
@GugsS hi there, all my pages for October’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month are done, I’m afraid. thanks anyway. in reply to GugsS #
hate ‘customer service’ via email. so vague. me: when will x boot be in stock? cust service bod: pls keep checking site. like, duh! genius #
problem with being mag #journo is that you’re always three months ahead. writing abt snow boots and want to buy some but not available yet! #
@MichaelHewitt what, snow boots? to shoot, yes, not to wear to New York, no, sadly. in reply to MichaelHewitt #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-23

admin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

@BudgetMorocco thanks but not looking for anything any more: it was for a feature I was writing last week, but all done and filed now. in reply to BudgetMorocco #
@JuliaBradbury in love with the walking boots you sported in last ep of Secret Britain: mid calf, fur-lined (?), two-toned. where from, pls? #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-21

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

in love with #TheHamptons dream life?http://bit.ly/c6dBFp #
@YeastInfectns thanks for following me, but seriously, your twitter username is the worst ever… what on earth possessed you?! in reply to YeastInfectns #
the #RayGosling story gets curiouser and curiouser… #
after wrestling with #beauty #PR yday, this afternoon I’m loving the press office for #Aveda and #Darphin. fab brands and efficient people #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-20

admin — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

where’s my ‘List’ section disappeared to at top right? eh? #
seriously, #PRs, would it kill you to put stockist and price details on press releases? less of the flowery hyperbole, more facts, please. #
#fashion #PR: who’s doing duffle coats/jackets this year? email or DM me, please. high street, designer or online only. #
writing #BreastCancerCare features for October: some fab pink products this year, esp from #Clinique and #EsteeLauder, and #Asda too #
@TadpolePR ha! please do. concise + factual = coverage. flowers + hyperbole - facts = very mad journalist looking elsewhere for story. in reply to TadpolePR #
#beauty #PRs: writing about hot autumn shades of #nailpolish: want to suggest any? #
well done #TheCommunicationsStore #PR: a four-page press release abt a new skincare product yet NO price or stockists at end. so helpful. #
hmm, which #beauty #PR has misspelt their client’s brand name on #Mediabox? getting so frustrated today thinking of naming and shaming. #
@DIARYdirectory can you please make it a condition that all beauty PRs have to include price and stockist details in press releases? in reply to DIARYdirectory #
@DIARYdirectory oh, and that, ideally, they spell their brand’s name correctly. it’s annoying for journalists. thank you. in reply to DIARYdirectory #
@Judyastley me too. but I can still see you, Judy *waves* in reply to Judyastley #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-18

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

@unclewilco hey, did you see that piece on sheds in the Mail on Sunday’s YOU mag last Sunday? in reply to unclewilco #
@TotalBigBrother great. an hour and a half of fame-hungry berks getting a bit wet in a leaky TV studio. #groundbreakingtelevision #
love that #NickClegg’s lecturing about ’social mobility thru education’ when he went to Westminster public sch, Cambridge and uni in the USA #
the only problem with following celebs and UK media types is that they spend all their time in-joking with one another. tiresome and luvvy. #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-18

admin — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

been sent info about the #MissEngland pageant. judges: Ryan Thomas (Corrie doofus) and Danielle Lloyd. what a torturous evening that’ll be #
oh, @marksandspencer, when will you start doing press discount cards, pretty please? *clasps hands together and begs* #journalistrequest #
@marksandspencer thank you. am now celebrating with M&S cereal! in reply to marksandspencer #
sad but not surprised to see that #DailyMail site’s chosen to run pics of dying Zsa Zsa Gabor inside an ambulance.whose interest is this in? #
#travel and #hotel #PRs: looking for amazing honeymoon destination hotel resorts around the world for a feature. email or DM #journorequest #
@Faust_PR hmm, I suspect not glam enough. sorry: lovely idea, but we’re looking for classic, idyllic, paradise-style places. anything else? in reply to Faust_PR #
step aside Protect & Perfect: #Boots No 7 has a big skincare announcement coming Sept 6. wonder what the new launch will be? #beauty #
@KirstieMAllsopp just included Meadowgate in a feature on honeymoon destinations for a wedding magazine. in reply to KirstieMAllsopp #
@simon_price01 really? you thought those words were rude as a child? don’t think you’re remembering Barry Boys’ Comprehensive very clearly #
@simon_price01 I don’t find Big Brother and Jordan’s ‘reality’ show acceptable television, either, swearwords or no #argumentforcensorship in reply to simon_price01 #
refreshingly, after battling with #PR fails for 2 days, just had some amazingly efficient help from Laura at #Mission PR. #greatPRararetreat #
#travel #PRs: now looking for a luxury hotel/resort in #Marrakech for honeymoon feature: can you help? #
@MichaelHewitt I have huge love and admiration for that, MH in reply to MichaelHewitt #
@MarrakechAndy thanks. can you recommend any luxury hotels suitable for honeymoons? in reply to MarrakechAndy #
finally the #Joaquin documentary’s nigh http://bit.ly/bp0XCE #
@MarrakechAndy great info, thanks in reply to MarrakechAndy #
been writing about idyllic beach resorts all over the world today and just got some good news about a new work project, too. not a bad day. #
@cathywinston Shine #Spa at the #Sheraton Full Moon Resort in the #Maldives: the spa’s on its own private island! outdoor treatments! in reply to cathywinston #
@cathywinston sure: Lara at Slam PR: lara@slampr.com in reply to cathywinston #
@KeithMansfield riads in Marrakech, private islands in the Indian Ocean… nope, nothing in Porthmadog *sad face* *except not really* in reply to KeithMansfield #
@cathywinston god bless Response Source. had that all day yesterday. ‘please don’t send XYZ, I can’t use it….. oh, too late’ in reply to cathywinston #
watching Shooting Stars and loving it. prompted me to go look for this, their best sketch ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMf_8afKJJ8 #

Twitter Updates for 2010-08-17

admin — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 22:59:00 +0000

#journorequest #PR: writing a piece on wedding hot trends: bridal fashion, reception, favours, flowers, themes etc. info: pls email or DM #
a grand gesture, whether you’re suspicious of his motives or not http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-10988478 #TonyBlair #
@TheXFactor WHAT opinions and thoughts of Louis Walsh, exactly? apart from ‘you owned that stage’ and ‘you smashed it’, does he have any? in reply to TheXFactor #
unfeasibly excited to hear that seminal 90s drama Our Friends In The North will be released on DVD on 27 Sept. Daniel Craig! in a bad wig! #